https://www.rawmeat.org/tags/robots/ Recent content in Robots on rawmeat.org Hugo en-us Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:00:00 +0100 https://www.rawmeat.org/posts/coffeebot-heroine/ Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:00:00 +0100 https://www.rawmeat.org/posts/coffeebot-heroine/ <h1 id="coffeebot-heroine">Coffeebot Heroine</h1> <p>This body is a hotel and a shrine. You can have it when I die.</p> <p>Hoxton separatists with Romanian AK-47s and grenades, probably bought wholesale somewhere south of the river in a little place you&rsquo;ve never heard of. My trousers were uncomfortably soaked in petrol as I was pinned down by small arms fire, hiding behind a black cab.</p> <p>I&rsquo;d explain, but I&rsquo;m jonesing for my next double macchiato. My muscles are hurting and I&rsquo;m sweating rivers. I&rsquo;ve been here an hour, and the retro coffee house on the corner won&rsquo;t bring me even a long black on account of the tossers in camouflage cardigans. I&rsquo;ve called them a dozen times to ask, but they won&rsquo;t relent. Last I called, I suggested they tape the lid on tight and use a belt to slingshot it to me. They suggested I keep my head down.</p>